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Is it wrong to get excited by geography?

cooleswan, Dec 09, 2016

snowman sitting on the bench

Did you know that the population of Australia is 23 million people?

Did you know that Denmark has more than twice the number of bicycles than cars?

Or that New Zealand  has the place with the longest name in the world –  Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu (try saying that after a Coole Swan or two….)

What about that when JFK visited Berlin, he infamously said “Ich bin ein Berliner,” which also translates to “I am a jelly doughnut.”

OK one last question for you (we promise)……did you know that Coole Swan is sold in all of these countries? Yes, really!


Not only that, but we also deliver to almost anywhere in the world with the exception of caves and the bottom of the sea (Mary doesn’t like getting wet).

Every so often, Temo in the warehouse will shout “have a look at this one, guys!” and we’ll all come running over to crowd around him to see where the order’s come from. We only went and sent Coole Swan to Hawaii last week! (in the vein of full disclosure we also almost sent a member of staff to Hawaii who tried to stow themselves away in the box…luckily we noticed in time).

Anyway, what we’re getting at is that we love sending Coole Swan off to exotic places. We picture beaches and coconuts or baguettes and wine or even jungles and vines! So what are you waiting for? Get ordering and we look forward to ooh-ing and aah-ing as we excitedly pack up a box and send it off to Milton Keynes….


Don’t forget the cut off dates!

Delivery USA orders in by 15th Dec

ROW orders in by 14th Dec

UK Orders in by 19th Dec

Ireland orders in by 21 Dec


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